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Jerry Jones Says Cowboys Will Open Up A Can Of Whip Tail Against Giants
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones took time out of his schedule on Monday to pump up Dallas fans at training camp in Oxnard, California. In the process, he delivered some colorful remarks about the team’s...
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Jerry Jones Sets The Rap Game Back 50 Years
Jerry Jones is featured in a new Papa John’s commercial…rapping…badly. After watching this, it’s pretty clear that Jones is the NFL’s answer to Sean “Puffy, P-Diddy, Puff, Puff Dragon, Diddy, Bluff...
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The Supremely Confident Dallas Cowboys Send Fans Playoff Tickets
In an unprecedented maneuver by an NFL team, the Dallas Cowboys mailed a special surprise to their season ticket holders this week. Cowboys season ticket holders received playoff tickets including...
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Modern Technology Ruins Jerry Jones
Photos hit the internet of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones suggestively posing with a pair of females. In what appears to be an extortion attempt against Jones from an individual that claimed God...
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Chris Christie Draws Ire Of Eagles Fans; Sits In Cowboys Suite With Jerry Jones
Mark down the date of Sunday, December 14, 2014. If Eagles fans have anything to do with it, it’s the day that New Jersey governor Chris Christie may start his long road to losing the 2016...
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Philadelphia Councilman Jim Kenney Spits Hot Fire At Chris Christie For...
Chris Christie is sitting on his very fat ass next to Jerry Jones in his box at the Linc. You suck! Kissing Texas ass for 2016! Awful! — CouncilmanJimKenney (@JimFKenney) December 15, 2014 I present...
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The Brother of Chris Christie Applies Verbal Ether To Eagles Fans
Todd Christie, the brother of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, did what any slightly off-centered sibling would do to protect his brother from being criticized by random NFL fans – he addressed his...
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You Can’t Unsee This Chris Christie Does Dallas Cheerleader Cartoon
Dude. Don’t shoot the messenger. Just the blame the Eagles fan, who wrote a piece for NJ.com on this whole saga, in regards to the picture. By the way, Jerry Jones wants Chris Christie back in Green...
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Will Jerry Jones Go To Battle With Roger Goodell Over Zeke Elliott’s Suspension?
The NFL announced a six-game suspension of Ezekiel Elliott on Friday due to a violation of the league’s Personal Conduct Policy. Elliott has three days to appeal the suspension, which it appears he...
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